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FINALS WEEK 2

Round 22

The Carlton Football Club
and their illustrious role model

Fev

No finals for you

COME BACK
1 YEAR!!!

Fev's favourite TV character...

99

Round 21

Is this bloke for real?
Im afraid the game has left
Barry Hall behind.

What a spanner (AGAIN)
What a jerk (AGAIN)

Round 20

The Port Adelaide Supporter

23.000 fans at a football game at Football Park?

Get Real!
What jerks
What Spanners!

Round 18

To the bastards who took glee kicking our club when we were down...
shame on you jealous bastards...
just remember what goes around comes around!

Round 17

The missing Point
Second week running

Our AFL

ROUND 16

The AFL

Young fan gets boot as AFL reneges on ticket offer
July 18, 2008

A FIVE-year-old footy fanatic is heartbroken the AFL has reneged on what had promised to be the biggest night of his short football life.

Cats supporter Ethan Munro was ecstatic when he joined Auskick this year and received, among a backpack of AFL goodies, tickets to the Hawthorn-Geelong clash at the MCG next Friday.

With the match now shaping up as a blockbuster, the AFL has told the Munro family they can't attend unless they pay for their tickets.

About 1000 tickets offered earlier this year to Auskick participants have been withdrawn because of demand from paying customers.

The Munro family have been invited to the Geelong-Melbourne clash the following week - but they're not happy.

"The AFL has just proved they are mercenary Indian givers to have so disappointed a five-year-old child," angry mum Nadia Munro said.

Round 15

Basher Hall

Could this be the end ?

What a jerk !

ROUND 14 Looking to consolidate in the top 6

Along came the worst performed football team of 2008

and

BINGO!!

Demoms roll em by a singular Point

What a beauty

What spanners

What a Jerk.

Round 13

To the Carlton imbiciles who talked finals only the be thrashed by the Cellar Dwellars

What Spanners. What Jerks!

Round 12

In your dreams fevlova

To the club full of defectors ( The Carlscum gang may need a dictionary for that word ) Some things dont come at a price..Some things come from the heart. Not everything comes with a sale tag..I know you want it, you desire it, you would do anything to have it. Not everything in life is about ' Pieces of Silver '

This is as close as you'll ever come to it..smell it, enjoy it , saviour the moment

ITS OURS

Some things are not negotiable

It will never be yours

GAME OVER

Round 11

Thank God im a Collingwood supporter

Happy Birthday to the Melbourne Football Club!

What wankers
What a jerk of a football club!

Round 10

Call it Karma, call it what you may,
but we wont forget the night your mob threw a cup of URINE
over Collingwood supporters in Subiaco during last years epic final.
Aint payback a bitch!!

ROUND 9 - North Melbourne Football Club

What clash?
Sell your own soul.
Leave us out of it.
Proud to be Collingwood..Always!

ROUND 8 - It will come back to haunt!

Hawthorn's Mark Williams

ERRATIC Hawthorn forward Mark Williams was told by his coach Alastair Clarkson last night that antics such as the hanging gesture he made to the Port Adelaide coach's box yesterday were "the quickest way to find the exit door at our footy club".

You have done no favours to your footy club young man,
Time to grow up!! What a jerk!

ROUND 7 - Freo's second half holiday
Half Time
Melbourne 3.8.26
Fremantle 11.10.76
Full time scores
Melbourne 17.17.119
Fremantle 15.23.113

Against the worst playing list in the AFL..
Get real Fremantle!

And the Melbourne FC came a close second this week.
You pack of stuck-up, Toorak tractor driving, chardy sipping morons just needed to get 20k to the game and you failed!
Crowd 19,423

Round 6 - The MCC Members.

Demetriou said last night the MCC's blind faith in its traditional way of handling crowds at big games had cost an estimated 7000-8000 football lovers the chance to see yesterday's Collingwood-Essendon Anzac Day clash.

"They need to get into the 21st century," he said, looking across from the packed AFL reserve to an MCC members' reserve littered with vacant seats on the upper level of the Ponsford Stand.

"Up to 10,000 people missed out today.
We should have had 95,000-96,000"

Round 5 - Damian 'I cant bounce the ball' Sully

At the centre bounce, Umpire Sully delievered a shocker- the ball slewed sideways into the arms of Adam Simpson, and as a result, Lower snapped a bouncing leg break to make the difference two points.

Sully You Complete jerk!

Why wasn't the ball recalled and bounced again ?

Round 4 - Big Bad Bazza

Round 3 - Tiger Toser...

To the Buffoon Richmond supporter who deliberately hip and shouldered me at the MCG on Sunday causing my Pie to fall onto the ground and then wanted to fight me. Welcome to the JERK  page you Spanner.

Round 2 loser...
The Brisbane Courier Mail's Andrew Hamilton
For pretending to know something about AFL football.
In his Article dated 29th March he goes on to say 'Brisbane fans will blame the umpires for the grey hairs they surely sprouted during the game and they have every right to be annoyed'
Absolute bollocks Hamilton..Your hacks were given the four premiership points courtesy of sub-standard umpiring decisions during the final quarter.

Round 1 - Carlton's #1 clown, Brendan Fevola
Carlton's Brendan Fevola with 48 Hours to go before the official first bounce of the 2008 AFL season took a slash in public thereby earning him entry for the joffas jerk award for Round 1 2008..Onya Fev!....Something tells me it wont be his last...

The need to tighten the bolts to your brain was sensationally won in season 2007 by the one and only captain of the one-one-nine football club... from the Collingwood wannabee's,
Port Adelaide's, Warren Tredrea!

Take a bow Trederz
your effort, or lack of it, has won you the innaugural
Joffa's Jerk Award!

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