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So far in 2010
21,752 people have visited joffasfrontpage.
Thank You!


Target 50,000.
2,690 Needed
The Most Supported Victorian Club in Australasia
Glory Glory Magpie Army
Go Pies.



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 All you have to do is tell folks to register and when asked for a league passcode enter  "   pies   " all lower case, as well as signing up for any other leagues they want. They will automatically be in Joffa's league.
I've added a special prize only for the Joffa League. Either a Daics autographed poster or T Shirt to the season long league winner. They can chose and I'll get it done when I come down for the Grand Final!

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The Second Coming


Be On Your Guard,Stand Firm In The Faith, Be Strong. Be Magpie Warriors Of courage, Do Not Worry, I Have Cometh To Lead You Out Of The Premiership Wilderness.
1 BUCKLEY 2012


                                                

The 2010 Premiership Gold Jacket proudly spreading epilepsy awareness and epilepsy first aid seizure.
Please visit my Epilepsy Vic Page.


Our Next Victory!
The Bus Drivers @ The Boutique Stadium West Melb.

And these wankers reckon this bloke Mr Potato Head Barry Hall 
is gonna win them a flag...yeah and chooks really do lay golden eggs!

               




Mr D. Magpie Whispers!

Forget the crap about the poodles and big bad bazza who'll only end up snotting someone. Once a thug always a thug, infact the whisper is budgie bazza wont last the season.The new look pies will have a Jolly Ball dispensing with this mob. Watch out for young Mc Carthy who looks set for a big season. The Pussies are gone,The Saints will choke again. The pies to kick a record winning score in season 2010. The whisper on the street is the Brownlow is on it's way to the Lexus. The Premiership is in the bag,The 22 home and away games are going to be a bloody nuisance. Bring on September.
Oh and yes and the Pies to beat the Poodles by a whopping 69 Points. Floreat Pica Brothers!


                                     
RecLink Australia
began in Melbourne in 1990. RecLink was established to assist people experiencing social and economic disadvantage access sporting and recreational opportunities as a form of social therapy. 
www.reclink.org.au


 
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Sunday March 21st @ Whitten Oval
                              



                         
              

                        


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Every Organisation, Society, Association, and League has em, In our case we know em sadly, as The Melbourne Football Club..also commonly known as ' Wankers, ' Toss Pots, Arse Clowns, Cardigan wearers who pretend they own a quid or two, About as clever as a hat full of retarded Rabbits, May they continue to be the laughing stock for generations to come!
                  
Believe me when i say this, I give thanks every morning i aint one of them!
                
                          


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                              This Weeks Food For Thought...

During my second year of nursing school our professor gave us a quiz.  I breezed through the questions until I read the last one:  "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"  Surely this was a joke.  I had seen the cleaning woman several times, but how would I know her name?  I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank.  Before the class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our grade.  "Absolutely," the professor said.  "In your careers, you will meet many people.  All are significant.  They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say hello."  I've never forgotten that lesson.  I also learned her name was Dorothy.
                                       


The Family!

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The Knockout


Joffasfrontpage Knocks Me Out
I never miss it !!



The Cheating Filth.


Chocolate:
M&M'S®, SNICKERS®, MARS®, DOVE®, MILKY WAY®, TWIX®, BOUNTY®, MALTESERS®, PODS®
Food:
MASTERFOODS®, DOLMIO®, KAN TONG®,
UNCLE BEN'S®
Petcare:
PEDIGREE®, WHISKAS®, MY DOG® DINE®, SCHMACKOS®, ADVANCE®, EXELPET®, CATSAN®, CHUM®, KITEKAT®, TEMPTATIONS®, OPTIMUM®, GREENIES®, NUTRO®

The above foods have now been blacklisted from entering my household since Mars Australia decided to sponsor the FILTH football club. No further correspondence will be entered and no apologies will be offered. 
Thanking you!


The Arse-Clowns

Oh look..It's the home of a typical bigfooty.com poster!


Newcastle United FC
Pies Bend Over Barnsley
6-1
Newcastle United 72
Nottingham Forrest 64
West Bromich Albion 63
Swansea City 56

Watford 1- Newcastle 2 

                                               Next game
                    Saturday 13th March V Middelsboro @ Away
                          On the way back to the Premiership!


      
                        The Filth

                                              
Please be advised if the above map has clouds ( you know those white and or grey moving things ) all operations at the Carlton Football Club will be cancelled including training that kinda means we wont be kicking the ball around. Thanking all our wonderful supporters for your understanding..This also includes intra-club practise games and most official club functions.
The Carlton Football club website.


 
London Community Gospel Choir 
perform Abide With Me, 
under the leadership of Rev. Bazil Meade 
at the FA Cup Final at Wembley 
on 30th May 2009, Chelsea v Everton

 TARGET 50K

CLUB RECORD!
47,310 members and counting
SIGN UP TODAY BY CALLING 1300 MAGPIES

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Binge Drinking  - www.reachout.com

                   Could that next drink be the killer?


The Jacket

At Buckingham Palace
October 2009

Collingwood Football Club Members Grandstand
Victoria Park, Abbotsford, VIC
Commenced: March 1909
Completed: June 1909

The first non-residential project that Lauritz Hansen built was a grandstand for the Collingwood Football Club at Victoria Park. The new Members Stand cost £2,687 and was completed in just four months, opening in June 1909. (The stand was demolished in the 1969 to make way for the Sherrin Stand).

The project was an important milestone because it demonstrated Lauritz's organisational, business and building skills, and led to further large scale projects including two grandstands at the Flemington Showgrounds, and industrial and office projects in Melbourne's CBD and suburbs.

www.victoriapark.net.au  


                The Passion
                    



Keyboard Warriors.
Such mentality is a sad reflection of some aspects of Australian society today. There are certain elements that seem to think they can use the anonymity of the internet to spread filth, hate, descecration & insult, Lies and untruths.To what abject depths will they plumb before they have exhausted their abysmal bitterness and the tabling of their own inadequacies in life? And yet there will be those who will advocate that this is their right, their "freedom of speech"...



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