The Carlton United ...Drunks
A joffasfrontpage tribute to the drunks known as Carlton!
We are the infamous ole drunkard blues!
Here at joffasfrontpage we take delight at poking fun at the shit talkers from The Optus Oval Heap. At Joffasfrontpage we cant help it, infact we love it!
The following pics were taken from the inner sanctum at the Heap on a typical normal day at The Carlton Football Club. Oh what pleasure it will be to spank these bitches come the 2010 football season. Go Pies!
Could this be the esteemed President in disguise out cold in the players race.
At reception things were not much better as you can see.
Obviously trying to get some marking practice...
Now which one is the Carlton player?
Outside the CEO's office
waiting to be reprimanded for wearing thongs to training.
Our litigation team here at joffasfrontpage has requested
we make a no comment on this pic.
This Carlton player tried but did not quite make it into
the pre-season training session
This Carlton player was summoned before the President and Board
and fined for being an athlete and not an alcoholic.
One too many for the Kruezer!
The Carlton boys well into another
bondage session by the looks of things.
Great to see John Elliot back at the fold.
After training it was time for a BBQ and umm errr more drinks.
In the board room and loving it,
This Carlton player appeared to be quite flat on the training track!
Suprise Suprise...another Bondage session.
And even the Mice were shit faced!
Arse over tit in the main foyer.
The aftermath of a club with an out of control boozed up culture.
Somewhere under that chair in top of picture is Mr Kernahan.
This bluebagger didn't quite make it!
If only they could play football as well as they do at getting pissed!
Goodness Gracious..I think it would be better
not to comment on whats going on in this pic.
All together now....
DA DA DA DA.......
If anyone has pics of the blue boys in action please email
