OK we're a little mad!!

The mad page will interview everyone from Boris the back yard shed to sam the piece of salami.

If you wanna read madness you've come to the right page :)

With Kieran and Joffa

This pic shows Mr G Rake just kinda chillin out during the interview.

During the interview Mr G Rake just had to show off a little and show us all what he can do! We were truly and completely mesmerised.

Lo and behold you wont believe who turned up during the interview no other than Mr G Rakes sister..She was later evicted from the interview by two burly Mr Brooms when she called her brother a good for nothing poop raker.

Welcome to joffasfrontpage Mr Rake

Good to be here. This should be good for my profile. I notice you didn't
bother inviting Hilary Hoist or that wanker Victor Mower.They are so
1950's. I've got it going on G-style!

Just trying to be warm and inviting Mr Rake or would you rather be
called Garden ?

If I wanted warm and inviting I'd piss my pants and arrange my own
birthday party! You should use the bold button on that one! I'm bringing
it freestyle dog. Don't be calling me no "Garden" neither fool. You
wanna roll with the rake man - call me "G".

OK G - we just wanted to know what it's like being a rake?

Just chillin' dude. I hang out and do bugger all these days. I am like
totally redundant since climate change started kickin it in a major way.
No one rakes up their grass anymore cos they're are so relieved there's
actually enough of it to cut, they just leave it out to rot on their
dull, lifeless lawns! I still gotta hand in my form like I'm looking for
work, but I just spend my days kickin' it with my brothers in the shed!

You're a dole bludger! You actually collect unemployment benefits for
being an out of work rake?

You said you weren't from A Current Affair

We're not

Good. Don't show this to those bastards at Centrelink either.

Does it bother you that you can buy a rake not dissimilar to yourself
for $5 at Bunnings?

Bullshit. Really. Bloody foreigners taking our jobs...

You said there was no work for rakes cos of climate change...

That's right. Yeah, climate change. The drought. The Global Financial
Crisis. Barracking for Obama. The world's rooted bro... and there's most
definitely no work for rakes...

What would you say if we told you we spoke with a steel rake this
morning who is working 70 hour weeks at the Huntingdale Golf Course?

I'm not a steel rake bro! For godsakes leave me alone. What did I do to
you? I came here to kick it freestyle and now don't even feel like doin'
the backstroke. You're just rubbing my rake in it. Go and buy a $5 rake
from Bunnings and find out how he really feels. This is worse than when
I did that interview with Grant Thomas and he called me soft cos I
pulled out of that contest with Steele Rakebottom in the 1997 Nursery
Cup Preliminary Final!

NOTE: Mr Rake broke down at this point and became quite unintelligible.
We tried to make him feel better but decided that actually apologising
to him would comprise our Four Corners-esque reputation of asking the
hard questions of any inanimate object - no matter how mentally unstable
or work shy they might happen to be.

Mr Rake reappeared at the press conference  sometime later with his litigation team ( yer like that scared the pants off us. )

We Simply showed him a pic of his worst nightmare gave him the bird and walked out!

We trek down Mr D  ( Door ) Knob and we soon discover not is all as it appears.